Monday, September 20, 2004
The site is back up.
Updates will be made to site soon.
You still love us, right?
Wednesday, June 8, 2004
The first official album from Rhoades D'Ablo & the Devil's Right Hand,
Truckerspeed and Other Vices is due out from Statue Records on
Tuesday, June 22, 2004 -- that's right kids, THAT is the day to steal
Daddy's credit card number and expiry date to order yours!
I'm also sure a lot of people have noticed some kind of drama going on
about Rhoades' leave from Rock City Morgue on New Orleans/Louisiana-local
Internet forums -- the web-bastard assures people that Necro-promo harbors
NO ILL-WILL toward any current members of Rock City Morgue and Rhoades,
the lovable bastard that he is, is merely amused by all of this and likewise
harbors no ill-will. Anybody perpetuating any drama really needs to get a
fucking life already.
Rhoades also wants everybody to know that he's recently become highly addicted
to myspace.com. Go to
http://www.myspace.com/rhoadesdabloandthedevilsrighthand and humour
the poor fucker by adding this band which has become his very REASON FOR LIVING
to your list already so that he'll find other people to bother besides myself.
Saturday, May 29, 2004
from Rhoades' LiveJournal:
Monday, you can go to the
Statue Records website
and place your pre-orders for Truckerspeed and Other Vices. If I am not
listed on the upcoming releases page, leave an e-mail with them and request my
shit. In the meantime, I'm uploading "Even Jesus (Can't keep Me Sober)", on
the
Soundclick page to encourage you motherfuckers. But remember, the
soundclick stuff is UNmastered!!! So in order to get the full Satanic effect....
....BUY THE FUCKING CD!
In other news, the web-bastard
is now based in Chicago and has cable-modem. FEAR THE CABLE-MODEM!! This site is
now coming to you BETTER and FASTER!
Wednesday, May 27, 2004
In current news, the Cd Truckerspeed and Other Vices, is on it's way
to Statue Records Group. The artwork and contracts are done. only the power
of useless prayer from various Christian groups and the US Postal Service
can keep this from the grubby hands of the buying public.
SITE UPDATE: You can see Rhoades' cover-art in the photo gallery as well as
other new photos of himself and the rest of the band ("What? There's more
to the band than just him?" "Hate to break it to you like this,
sweetheart, but this isn't
Cave O'
Gays.")
Wednesday, May 19, 2004
the mastering of the new CD has been completed and all bits required
by the record company will be sent out to them next week!
Satan is not displeased with this. Rhoades seeking DJ gigs in the
New Orleans area. If seeking a Goth, Industrial, old school
punk, 60's garage, Glam, and/or lounge music DJ, feel
free to contact Rhoades at
devilsrighthand(at)hotmail.com
(and remember to remove the "(at)" and replace it with "@" -- or
we're telling Satan!)
SITE UPDATE: New stuff has been added to the links page.
Saturday, May 15, 2004
The official website for Rhoades D'Ablo & the Devil's Right Hand launches!
There is much rejoicing throughout the land for they know that the Devil
has finally met his match in sex, death and rock & roll.
Many thank-yous are awarded to Rhoades D'Ablo's long-suffering (and
extremely gorgeous and breastacular) web-bastard,
Rozzlyn J Heltir by
criminals, deviants, hoodlums and general miscreants
everywhere.
Warrant is issued by the federal government for the arrest of Rozzlyn J
Heltir for being demented enough to subject the world to this website.
Falwell wanders upon the SoundClick page for Rhoades D'Ablo & the
Devil's Right Hand and later vows that there is no God. There is
much rejoicing.
dememted souls who have visited this site since May, 15 2004